Do Crimes Don't Get Caught

I’ve been playing a bunch of Hitman recently, it’s one of my favourite games of all time. On one hand it’s really funny and chaotic¹, but on the other its mechanics are so tight and predictable that at times it almost feels boardgamey.

So my current vibe is to create a tribute to Hitman via an extremely minimal javascript applet. That’s the goal for this one and is a normal way to want to spend my weekend.

The game rules are as follows:

• Objective: commit as many crimes as you can
• Committing crimes while the guards are watching will raise their suspicion
• Behaving lawfully while they’re watching will lower suspicion
• If you become too suspect, you’re caught! You lose!!
• The guards will take naps pretty regularly
• If the guards start to take naps such that one’s always watching, you can make some noise to shake up their schedules
• The bus to escape will arrive in one minute. Don’t miss it!
• Good luck, you filthy animal